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Welcome to Andy's Celebrity Quotes

Some of the funniest (and stupidest) thing ever spoken by those more famous than you or I!

Quotes

"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk" -Stephen King

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death… I can assure them it is much more serious than that." - Bill Shankly

"My one regret in life is that I'm not somebody else." - Woody Allen

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." - Elvis Presley

"I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." - Jeff Marder.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobol.