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Welcome to Andy's Dorm Pranks
Check out some of these sweet Dorm Pranks!
Dorm Pranks
The Jolly Rancher Shower
This one is rather simple. While your victim is out, unscrew their
shower head. Stick Jolly ranchers inside of it, and screw the shower
head back on. You may need to chisel the Jolly Rancher to fit better,
but thats alright. When your victim takes a shower next, he'll come out
feeling sticky, and his hair will be crazy. The more Jolly Ranchers you
add, the longer they will last.
The Slippery Doorknob
Another simple classic. Get some vaseline and put it on the doorknob.
The victim won't be able to grip the knob and turn it. If the door has
to be unlocked with a key though, it won't work - most of the time you
can use the key to turn the doorknob.
Lawns R Us
There is a whole subgenre of pranks dealing with lawns. I'll deal with
some of my favorite lawn pranks right here. First off - fruit loops.
Spread fruit loops on a lawn in the night, and the dew will turn the
grass the color of the cereal. In other words... tie-died lawn. Another
one that I haven't had the chance to do is to buy some
super-concentrated fertilizer. Spread it on the lawn in shapes or
words. The area with the fertilizer will not only grow longer - but
darker green, making it stand out very well. Do note that there is
potential for serious damage in both of these pranks; I have heard
(never seen) that some brands of fruit loops can kill grass, and you
can also over fertilize grass and it will die.
Forks
This probably belongs in the "Lawns R Us" pranks, but I have a special
fondness for this prank. Buy several hundred plastic forks - they're
cheap, you can get 50 to 100 for a buck - and in the middle of the
night, stick the forks in someones lawn. Quite harmless, and quite
funny. Put the forks in randomly, and people will try to look for
messages in the forks. Works well in lawns, and also on the snow. I've
done this to seven separate people in one night. Try to get white forks
if it's a lawn, and black forks if it's snow - all the better for them
to stand out.
The Prank Gang
This isn't a separate prank. You can do this in addition to almost any
prank. Whenever you do a prank, leave a survey, asking your victim if
your prank was done with style. This can get quite elaborate - I've
even signed up for email accounts so people could email me a response.
Heck, you could even offer your services for hire. And use cool
aliases, because they're cool. I'm known as Big Red.
Vacuum of Insomnia
While your victim is sleeping, sneak into his room with a vacuum. While
it is unplugged, turn it on. Sneak into the hallway, and turn it on.
Run. The victim will hear the vacuum come on, but no one will be in his
room for him to catch.
Trucks, Trains, and Automobiles
This is a fun prank, that requires the help of a couple of people.
While a person is sleeping, sneak into their room. Hold up two
flashlights, three feet apart, aimed at your victims face. Someone
screams "truck", flip on the two flashlights, and hit the victim in the
face with a pillow. The person who wakes up will think they have been
hit by a truck. A variation - use one higher powered flashlight, and
scream train. Blow a train whistle.
I am not responsible for the consequences of
any of these pranks, if you choose to do them. Understand that some of
these may have legal consequences, and some people don't take practical
jokes well. By choosing to do any of these pranks, be prepared to
accept the consequences. Also, don't do pranks to be mean. Pranks are
best pulled on friends; specifically friends that won't get upset with
you.
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