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Keep track of the past updates on the site and on my life.

News

9/05/2005
School's back in swing, so now I have a regular schedule as to when site updates and stuff will happen. Bits and updates will start to flow a bit more freely now, so be prepared for that.

8/03/2005
Well, this is the new format for the home page. Instead of having everything I've ever written on the site, I decided that the newest of everything would be better. So now you will only see the most recent news, newest article, and newest Andy Bit.
But what's an Andy Bit, you ask. Simple. It my new site-only exclusive comedy. I'll be posting things that really don't belong in an article, allowing me to broaden the comedy on the site. It will not be available in the newsletter, so you will need to check the site. I also won't be announcing them, or keeping a regular schedule of when I post new ones, so you should check fairly frequently.
What's next? Not much. I leave for Canada Saturday, so I'll send out the newsletter early, and be gone for a week. Then I move back into school, so don't expect much in the way of major site overhauls or the like, but keep an eye out for new Bits and new articles.

7/26/2005
Very minor update to the site. Minor to your eyes anyway; a pain in the butt to me. All you see is a new footer on every page, and a few more quotes. And I removed one quote. But thats it.

7/06/2005
That minor update? Done. I added a new page specifically for the newsletter, and created a survey. You can find the links for both on the navigation bar. Take the survey please; It will help me figure out how to improve the site. Thanks.

7/05/2005
I promised cool in the newsletter, and boy did I deliver. I doubled the amount of pages. Kind of. You will find new sub-pages in the pranks, quotes, and archives pages. Among the new things... Car pranks. Mark Twain quotes. A news archive. Go and check them out. Just know that this isn't the only update planned for this week. The next update will be smaller, but will add some much needed interactivity to the site. I hope.

6/28/2005
Further Update! Surprised you all with the new look didn't I? Quite snappy. You'll notice that the promised Quotes page can be found in the links, and there is a naked chicken in the top right. He's not dancing; probably embarrassed.

6/28/2005
Updated. Two new pranks added. Quotes page will be coming soon. Also, a new look is in the works (one with pictures! I'm so technologically savvy). First issue of the newsletter went out Monday morning - if you weren't signed up yet, you didn't receive it. Sorry about that.

6/23/2005
Bigger update. New article above, once again about my idiocy. Also, there are several new pranks on the pranks page. I'm planning on adding a funny quotes page soon. So checking briefly, the only thing promised that hasn't been delivered yet is a naked chicken doing the cha-cha. I'll get to work on that.

6/19/2005
Minor update. Switched to Bravenet hosting; it works so much better. Check out the bottom of the page for information on how to join the mailing list. Expect a new article tomorrow.

6/14/2005
Website created. Nothing funny yet; except for how much HTML I forgot.
Here are some of the things to expect in the upcoming weeks:
A weekly article
A mailing list
Ideas for Pranks
A naked chicken doing the Cha-Cha
Until then, Peace.

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