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These were great quotes which either didn't have a name attached to them, but were still hilarious.

Other Quotes

Everybody keeps saying women are smarter than men, but did you ever see a man wearing a shirt that buttons down the back?

Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

(on a t-shirt) BOMB SQUAD. If I'm running, try to keep up.

Death is God's way of telling you to not be such a wise guy.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I think the pilot on my last trip was pretty new to his job. I base that on his pre-flight announcement, 'We're going to be taking off in a few... Whoa, here we go!

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